peanut butter mousse

When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.

Tusk really enjoyed that peanut butter mousse with his parents last night

by Ihatedk69 August 6, 2017

Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

Peanut Butter Lies

An intentional fabrication of the legitimate use of peanut butter with the end of goal of anal sex.

Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"

^ Peanut butter lies

by Frank Inhaler January 8, 2015

Peanut Butter Palace

The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.

A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.

Hey Robert, John and Frank own peanut butter palace now.

by Peanutbutterfoot July 27, 2009

welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.

- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!

by snack tasty July 28, 2006

peanut butter thighs

brown, smooth, and easy to spread

damn that girl has some peanut butter thighs

by Shade_Immortal August 24, 2005

Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009