Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
by Frank Inhaler January 08, 2015
When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.
by Ihatedk69 August 06, 2017
When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.
by Ryanmarino24 October 09, 2018
The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.
A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.
A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.
by Peanutbutterfoot July 28, 2009
Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
by Shade_Immortal July 28, 2005
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
by booty bumpa October 17, 2009