Pale Petunia

A very pale person

Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!

by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022

paleotard

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Paleo Diet

A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs

by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2014

Blue Pale Idiot.

I know why you're here.

TDM

Dan: Im a WHAT

Me: Blue Pale Idiot.

by pandillo November 29, 2021

Paleontologist

A scientist who studies fossils around the world. They study creatures' fossils like dinosaurs and fish.

Paleontologist are interesting scientists.

by lalala12271 April 30, 2008

pale blue idiot

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by aboi_1 November 14, 2020

Paleocene

Relating to the earliest epoch of the Tertiary or the corresponding system of rocks; period of great development of primitive mammals.

She's as real as"-he looked around; he picked up the tiny, wedgelike skull of Barney, a 60-million-year-old Paleocene rodent, and held it up-"as real as Barney."

by Morgan T November 10, 2006