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Perfection Paralysis

when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.
artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.

friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.
by AlphaGodith January 10, 2022
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angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
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Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.
I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.
by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

"I was stalked."

"Cool."
-Sleep Paralysis Demon
by JeauxMama September 19, 2020
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Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.
Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.
by Invalnorious November 9, 2018
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Analysis

A stupid assignment that teachers and profs will give to you in an attempt to make you smarter.
"Please turn in the analysis at the end of the class period, and remember, it's all to make you smarter!"

-My AP lang teacher.
by idontlikedoinghw May 21, 2010
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Prufrockian Paralysis

The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
Friend B: "The girl wanted me to ask her out...I couldn't though, and suffered from Prufrockian Paralysis.
by Wallace Carlos June 20, 2009
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