Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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Pastry packet

When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz
Girl “ damn mark you packed my pastry packet full of cream
by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022
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Packet Bong

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.
I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.
by netguy101 January 07, 2011
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Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal
Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot
by Ridz123 May 27, 2018
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Sauce packet

It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet
Mandy gave me a sauce packet while I was passed out
by Jesterfox November 24, 2014
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Cracker packet

Location where a lot of white people hangout.
"Yo Tyrone, Starbucks is a straight up cracker packet today."
by Ve330 June 23, 2013
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crisp packet

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008
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