Krakatoanus's definitions

packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.

I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.

by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010