Riya Puranik

Defining the person Riya Puranik is difficult. She is just the most fucked up creature you will ever meet. I mean the bitch collects teeth. She, additionally, rips out follicles of her own hair for lord knows what reason. She is the most psychopathic person you can ever hope to find. Riya P also applies chap stick to the entire lower portion of her face. Like what kinda whore does that? In all honesty, she is one of the most sweetest and considerate person you will ever meet. She is the one person you can tell anything to and if you are lucky enough to find a best friend like her, you will most definitely KILL YOURSELF coz she is the absolute worst. She might have a fetish for sucking toes. If you find her songs about killing her brother, take pictures. She also has recurring dreams of biting people through their phone screens. You will constantly find her sitting in a dark room, all alone editing pictures of Ariana Grande's cleavage. Do not forget that she prefers to be juiced. She has the capability to love an old fat man. She once proposed to me on the stick of a tree. Sometimes, she soaks her dick in rice just to make it bigger. She has a stalker named Bargavi meaning that only psychos love her. I mean it takes one to know one. She posses something calling the cursing syndrome in which you are unable to stop cursing. Hopefully, you find a best friend like her coz a Riya Puranik is hard to find. Good Luck!

"Ugh, that absurd wazzbag, Riya Puranik is eating everybody's toes again!"

by sukiiiii May 2, 2020

Puranpoli

Very famous Indian Food: Poli(a kind of Chapati) stuffed with Puran (made of Bengal gram floor & Jaggery).

Very Good food (Rich in Protein & Calleries) generally made for Diwali & Holi (which falls in winter season)

by Dhiredra Jagtap August 23, 2005

Pubafe

The name for pubs that my girlfriend who doesn't like pubs doesn't mind calling pubs that she likes

A mash-up of "pub", "bar" and "cafe".

"There's no way in hell I'm going to that pub with you. They're all just filthy drunked louts in there! Now the pubafe across the street with the clean drunken louts, that one I don't mind."

by MrHappy February 3, 2005

Purblounjicorn

A word used when you don't wish to describe something or you can't remember your answer. This word was chosen because it sounds like it could be anything and everything. A color, a food, an ethnicity, a celebrity, etc...

Purblounjicorn is everything and nothing. Purblounjicorn is the beginning and the end. Purblounjicorn fucked your mom.

by blooodmuffin November 7, 2010

pura mierda

A phrase that contradicts the original 'pura vida' phrase used in Costa Rica. For those in the know, it provides a better representation of the true state of affairs for the country. Literal translation is 'pure sh*t'.

Mae, the river running into the ocean at Tamarindo is pura mierda.

by JMangMae July 2, 2008

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

Grand Mother Puba

Eldest female member of a tribe of Tusken Raiders.

"I killed them all... not just the men, but the women and children too. And the Grand Mother Puba!"

by jimmychimmychunga November 24, 2011