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PTSD

Ptsd stands for professional talent at sucking dick it can be used in many different ways
Micheal says i have a PTSD after last night
by DammmKian August 8, 2019
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Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
by d325gu November 26, 2011
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PTSD

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.

Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."

Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"

Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"

Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"

Girl: *sob*

Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
by GPKD July 7, 2010
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PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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posdom

Short for "Positive Domination"

Positive Domination: A fetish meme and practice that attempts to empower, enrich, and enlighten it's practitioners through physical exploration and the practice of Positive Psychology techniques'.

Uniquely Posdom, focuses on maintaining and improving the mental and emotional state of the practitioner. Positive Domination holds that Psychological harm is as real and often longer lasting, than physical trauma, often occurring through BDSM practice.

Conceptualized and propagated by Purrring Tiger, the original Positive Domination Engineer. Made Public by way of www.fetlife.com 2016.
Posdom, the progressive, optimistic, positive alternative to BDSM.
by PurringTiger January 5, 2017
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PTMSD

“As soon as Jonathan saw numbers, he instantly had ptmsd.”
by lightning4454 May 21, 2018
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ptnsd

me : bae I got ptnsd 🙁
Her : ?
Me : penis that needs sucking disorder
by trxxl May 12, 2021
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