common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

pillow profanities

When one's been frustrated, angry or let down, resulting in letting out their frustration into any soft surface, such as a pillow, cover, blanket, etc.

After being rejected at the bar using cheesy pickup lines, he went home, into his room and began using pillow profanities.

by LCBD_FB November 18, 2011

Profanitising

Verb of profanity

Excuse me, please stop profanitising

by Dr Manhatten was a little bich November 28, 2018

Profastity

The level of speed and professionalism with which a task is carried out by the little people.

The Executives were very impressed with the profastity in which the highly-gifted manager was able to produce the megadeck.

by Marty's friend April 28, 2005

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018

profanticize

to use inapproiate words like swear words

Don't profanticize in front of that poor baby.

by chunk97 October 20, 2009

Profanitarian

One who is strongly offended by obscene, blasphemous, or vulgar language.

Stop being such a fucking profanitarian you vaginal-discharge spewing horse vagina!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009