Powtage

power outage causing work disruption.

The powtage caused a major disruption in productivity because our company is too cheap to afford extra backup power supplies

by jabberwockiness October 21, 2011

Potassicum

The mineral found in semen that is essential for the proper function of organs in the human body and helps with smooth muscle contractions. When taken internally potassicum can placate an irritable woman.

That chick is a spaz. A dose of my potassicum would chill her out.

by VeraVoyeur December 15, 2011

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

potassium penatraiter

Banana

I want a potassium penatraiter

by fuck who cares March 9, 2016

pogtastic

when something is so pog and fantastic, you can't even believe it!

created by ihavetoefungus

"I just won that bedwars game!"
"Omg that's pogtastic dude!"

by ihavetoefungus March 16, 2021

pogtastic

when something is so pog and fantastic, you can't even believe it!

"I just won that bedwars game!"
"Wow! That's so pogtastic dude!"

by ihavetoefungus March 16, 2021

Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'

Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'

by The BS Express December 17, 2021