Heavy Metal Porkchop

A heavy metal pokchop is used as a name for someone who is so incredibly amazing it should be illegal! A heavy metal porkchop is derived from when the vikings had their first award ceremony for their ransacks. The trophy was a porkchop made of metal. So anybody with the nickname heavy metal porkchop is the freaking bomb and you should be lucky to know them! WOO!!! :D

Dude that chick is sooo Heavy Metal Porkchop

by Too awesome to tell you! February 26, 2011

Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

by littlestar714 December 18, 2011

porkchop sandwiches

Originated from the queer in a Gi Joe episode.

DO you want you pork chop sandwiches?


GI JOOEEEEEEEE

by Pooneriser April 12, 2005

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

the porkchops

balls a.k.a. testicles

she touched me in the porkchops

by EZ2NV February 14, 2009

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017