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pollutician

A pollutician is a politician responsible through his/her action for the release of contaminants into our environment.
These actions may include, but are not limited to, campaigning against legislation in favour of emission control or supporting the development of infrastructure (i.e. highways) which will create additional pollution.
Goverments allowing for the exploitation of gold mine using mercury are clearly under the control of polluticians.
Polluticians are the main target of big corporation lobbying.
by Pascal P January 11, 2009
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pollutant

noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?
1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"
by mrsbadger July 16, 2011
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data pollution

anything that's wasting precious, precious bandwidth
10 meg attachment? that's data pollution. use a data rod.
by Sean of the dictionary June 8, 2010
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post pollution

One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.
Sally creates a ton of post pollution in all of our Facebook news feeds.
by MrPeabodysTeacher August 19, 2014
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Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
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polluterus

a polluted uterus, or a woman with a polluted uterus, that gives birth to a drug addicted baby.
That polluterus couldn't stop smoking oxy while she was pregnant. Now her baby is in rehab.
by lesbian skeptic August 16, 2011
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facebook polluter

someone who does not belong on facebook. often resented by older facebook members for intruding. (aka middle school kids)

"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use
sam: damn, look at all these stupid facebook polluters!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!
by facebookgarbageman August 14, 2008
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