Pole sexual

A pole sexual is a person who feels an intense sexual attraction to poles. Pole sexuals feel the urge to share saliva with a pole, generally of which the origin is unknown to the pole sexual.
Usually these poles that occur in public settings and the wild pole sexual can be seen making out with or making love to the pole in front of any onlookers who may happen to be nearby.

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Hey Oliver, I saw you on Friday making out with that pole near where the primary school is! I never knew you were pole sexual!!

by IntensePylr September 27, 2018

Pole Slaw

Male semenal fluid. Cum.

I just sprayed your face with my pole slaw.

by Mike Scarth April 21, 2004

pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 19, 2004

pole hopping

When a girl is on top while having sex, and she is riding it. (Think of a pogo stick)

by Darryl July 15, 2003

pole smoker

A nickname for a gay male because he loves to suck dick.

Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017