Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.

John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."

by VW Kl December 17, 2011

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

Back-up plan

Keeping a person on the side as an alternative if original plan falls through.

If all else fails I've got so and so as a back-up plan, you know as a last resort.

by Mister please May 10, 2018

Bonus Plan

Getting fucked over. Treated badly.

Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."

by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003

Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Brain Plan

When you make a mental plan to do something at some point in the future.

I've made a brain plan to go take food out of the Marks and Spencers bins later at around 1am.

by phospheris March 14, 2009