Lucky Piere

The man in the middle of a 3 man fuckfest.

Ross: I hear you were doing double duty this weekend, playing both the pitcher and the catcher.
Rick: They don't call me Lucky Piere for nothing!

by LPiere January 12, 2008

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Pieracci

A person who constantly flips people off and refers to their mothers inappropriately.

I just slept with your mom. *middle finger*

by GM March 11, 2005

Pierce

A name generally given to extremely lucky males. People graced with this name are very talented and are exceptional in everything they do, and are generally noticed for it. Sports and arts abilities come easily to them due to their extraordinary minds and very capable bodies. People with this name get along with others very well, particularly females; this trait is also attributed to the fact that a Pierce is usually good looking. If a person has this name the chances are that they are an extremely smart individual, and are probably better at everything than you. If you are defeated at a task by a Pierce then don't bother trying again, you will never ever win, ever. Don't be ashamed though, there are those out there who would give there first born son just to know a legendary Pierce.

"Damn, Pierce beat me again today."
"Well, he is a Pierce."

Example 2
"Damn, I saw my girlfriend with Pierce today"
"Dude, it's over between you too now. Don't even try."

by Masterchiefisjealousofme March 7, 2008

septum piercing

A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)

That person has a septum piercing, i can see the ring

by xxnicoleangelxx December 28, 2008

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

play piercing

A BDSM practice; puncturing the skin of the body, genitals, nipples, and less often, the face with hygenic (hypodermic) needles for pleasure and temporary decoration. Afterwards the needle is removed and the wound is allowed to heal. (Unlike regular piercing, which is intended for the insertion of jewelry.)

Even though play piercing can be dangerous, Ruth had been very interested in needles since she'd had her lip peirced.

by Aileen April 21, 2003