A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
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Get the Pessi mug.Pessi is known to ghost games without penalties. He pays referees for penalties and dives even though there is no penalty.
He is most known for roaming the streets of Paris looking for penalties
He is most known for roaming the streets of Paris looking for penalties
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Get the Zane Pessi mug.Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
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