Dirty Ped

The inability to cum during sex because you're intoxicated or just shit.

Pedro pulled a dirty Ped last night.

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

slow ped

Moron, idiot, slow witted, a person of low intellect.

That Jin is some kind of slow ped.

by mfish December 22, 2008

do-ped

a mo-ped (low-powered motorized scooter) being driven by one who is high or "stoned"

guy 1: dude i was at the store the other day and i saw a do-ped go by!!

guy 2: that's sick man,i wanna do that

by preydonttalk January 20, 2011

Lum-ped

A guy who has an unstable relationship even though he is single.

OMG! That guy is such a lum-ped.

by Lumped_is_number11 April 19, 2018

Do-ped

Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are

Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped”

by Kier init November 10, 2019

Rev Ped

Reverse Pedophile. Usually a girl wanting a guy older than she is. Can be a guy that wants an older woman.

A: "Kaelyn really wants to date that guy, he's 10 years older than her though"

B: "She's such a Rev Ped."

by TMPM December 6, 2010

go-ped

A go-ped is a slow piece of crap that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. Personally I rather have a unicycle

the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower

by h May 12, 2004