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holding pattern

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010
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Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.
by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003
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Patterned Mulywumpus

A mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. It commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. The plural is wompi.
I just read Wumpus Potter and the Chamber of Wompi.
Sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
I love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.
by Brad Ikemore June 1, 2016
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patter king

The word Patter is a Scottish slang term used to describe humour.Similarites can be drawn between this word and the Irish slang term 'Craic', which has a similar meaning.

The Patter King is the person who has the best patter.

The Patter King is calum1872rfc. This prestigious accolade is distributed by the Council of Dumbleton.

Such examples of Patter used by The Patter King, calum1872rfc, and other Patterites include: Ye Ragin Mate, Libs Smashed Venezuela, Rangers Da's patter, EDP445 memes, VAR memes and of course the award-winning Eddie Poo Patter.
It is well-known across Scotland and beyond that calum1872rfc is the patter king.
by SixTimes1892 July 5, 2020
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Anti-Pattern

A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.
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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"

"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"

"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019
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Squid Game Sus Patty

When a group of gentlemen gamble all testicles by a series of gruesome games for a great cash winning prize. When one is casted out of the group by a loss, ones sack will be abruptly destroyed in what ever way is chosen (This applys to any game).
Yeah me and the fellas participated in a quick round of "Squid Game Sus Patty". Jared totally left with a pancake.
by Carpentrez October 16, 2021
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Patty Boots

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.
Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!
by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011
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