1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020
In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.
Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".
I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!
Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".
I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!
by gbbengi June 07, 2010
Fake cry for help when help is not needed.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
by Readmeagain May 13, 2022
(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.
Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.
Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.
Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”
“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.
“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.
“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
by Pathetic Moron December 04, 2015
by Larry Chiang September 14, 2005
a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.
Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.
Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.
Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.
by sukraaty October 25, 2009