Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

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Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

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French Pastry

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

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The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

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dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

by Alizarden July 16, 2016

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