Bucket of puppies

Something completely worthless that you would throw away gleefully.

Inspired by the video of a young woman pitching puppies from a bucket into a river.

-"Man, James totally abandoned his girlfriend at the bar last night."
-"Yeah, he treated her like a bucket of puppies."

by DogLover2k10 September 2, 2010

pippies

when a women's breasts are so small she just has poking out nipples

check out her pippies! she must be cold!

by huttscumage0978 May 16, 2017

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

slut puppies

a felacious female who wants it so bad, her tongue hangs out like a puppy. in order for a female to qualify as a slut puppy, she must also be as cute as a puppy.

im gonna clean the fuck outta my bike so i can pull some slut puppies when we go downtown this weekend!

i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!

by Dante the philosopher February 9, 2009

Killing Puppies

v., To smoke marijuana.

John and I were killing puppies before going to the David Bowie concert.

by The Right Honorable Reverend Johnny Chrome May 30, 2006

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015