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When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.
Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 25, 2011
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