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Self Proclaimed V.I.P.

A Person Who Thinks They Are The Shit, But AT The End Of The Day They Are Shit Worthless. They Pretend To Be A V.I.P.
But Little Do They Know, Because They Are The Only Person Who Think That Why About Them...
Self Proclaimed V.I.P.
They Go To The Club And Sit In V.I.P. Knowing They Are Living Check Bye Check....

They Try Their Hardest To Be In The Lime Light But Don't Get It Because They Are Frauds...
by epills215 October 26, 2009
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V.I.P.

Vagina Influenced Personality

When a man becomes pussy whipped, he starts thinking like a vagina. Like his girlfriend's vagina, his brain becomes a hollowed-out void of moist nothingness. Her pussy lips start effecting everything that comes out of his lips. Everything he says to and around her is in hopes of appeasing her so that she will give him vagina access. Common symptoms: Kissing her ass, apologizing for everything, thinking before EVERYTHING you say to her, continuously telling your friends they are "immature" in her presence.
My good buddy Zack told me this dirty joke the other day. When I repeated it in from of his girlfriend, he told me that I was a pervert and that I need to show some respect in front of her. And when I explained that he's the one that told me the joke, he denies it in front of her. Zach has a bad case of the V.I.P.
by Dicky L. June 21, 2008
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P.C.V.

P.C.V. = "Probable Cause Vehicle"

This is a vehicle that is just begging to be pulled over by the police either because of the car, itself, the passengers, or the behavior of the car and/or passengers. Often has a lot to do with the location of the car at the time. This, itself, will give the cops all they need to legally wrangle even an undeserved pull-over and search into a lawful bust of the occupants.

Any number of things can cause a car to be a P.C.V. - most have to do with the environment in which the particular car is found. A P.C.V. might not be a P.C.V. in one place, but becomes one in another. In other words, wrong vehicle in the wrong place.

It is possible for a P.C.V. to be a P.C.V. everywhere, though.

If you find yourself in a PCV, don't bitch at the police for pulling you over. They're doing their job and you were probably being a moron. Automobile profiling is an effective law enforcement tool.
That beat up panel van with Florida tags full of Latinos doing exactly a double nickel on the New Jersey Turnpike is the classic P.C.V. (high probability of running drugs to NYC).

Your AMC Pacer with the bondo quarter-panels and the primer paint-job was fine in Newark (NJ), but it became a P.C.V. as soon as you entered Bergen County.

P.C.V. Alert! Homey with the humps in the trunk cruising the burbs is going to get treated like Rodney King.

Poor Trevor...didn't realize that driving his daddy's Beamer to 118th Street to score some blow put him in the hot-seat of a P.C.V. Now he's AFU and SOL.

Cheech and Chong's hippie-filled van with the expired tags leaving a trail of purple haze behind it would be a P.C.V. no matter where it is.
by Impugn March 14, 2008
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P.I.V

Papi-Chulo In Varsity or P.I.V ,Often thought of as Pinnacle Internet Viewer(used for grade checking in High schools in Florida areas) , its true meaning is intended towards Freshman in highschool who have achieved the varsity level , or any person who eventually reaches the varsity level in any sport doing something amazing, Papichulo Means Sexy-Daddy in spanish. It can be termed for college players also. The Term M.I.V can be substituted for women but is not as popular. M.I.V (Mami-Chula In Varsity) or (Sexy-mama In Varsity)
Manny: Bro , Joe's a Freshman in Varsity?

Me: Yea Everybody knows he's a P.I.V.
by kokoman73 August 13, 2012
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P.H.V

Three letter acronym for fuck or "Pound Her Vag"
by Shawn Marciano November 27, 2006
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Strictly rolling V.I.P.

I really want to know, there are few bands under this name, and a line in Roisin Murphy's song "Dear Miami"
"Strictly Rolling V.I.P." -Roisin Murphy "Dear Miami" It may be related to global warming or something...
by buziko July 4, 2009
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V.I.P.

V.I.P. is an acronym for "Vanilla Ice Paraphrase." It means changing one small part of something and claiming it as your own. Just like Vanilla Ice did in his hit song "Ice Ice Baby." He used a another songs melody and claimed it as his own because of one small change.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's morning?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of June,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".

When a person is confronted with the plagiarism of the poem above the accuser might say, "Just because you V.I.P. a poem doesn't make it yours!"
by William Rains April 6, 2008
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