Oxymoron 

Two words or phrases that contradict each other

Chowkidar Amit Shah - when the watchman (Chowkidar) steals, it is an oxymoronic situation

Oxymoron by Docpilot March 17, 2019

oxymoron 

Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.

Oxymoron Examples:

French Resistance
Microsoft Works
Rap Music

oxymoron by RANDOM TEH April 21, 2010

oxymoron 

Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however

Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates

oxymoron by JCJ August 27, 2006

oxymoron 

noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.

military intelligents,
cracker work,
igger work,
microsoft works,
urban dictionary

oxymoron definition,

oxymoron by terryzz February 24, 2009

oxymoron 

A stupid idiot with zits.

That oxymoron didn't have to be able to play connect the dots on his face. The oxy pads were sitting right there!

oxymoron by engtchr July 18, 2006

Oxymoron 

A habitual user of Oxycodone whose continuted use has diminished their intellect to that of an idiot or moron.

Damn, Martinique your brother sure is an oxymoron." "Well what do you expect? He smokes them thangs like Newports!

Oxymoron by Professor Von Slice Five October 30, 2010

oxymoron 

a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair

She is thinking of bleaching her hair to look like Paris Hilton: what an oxymoron!

oxymoron by alex777 August 12, 2007