Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia

The irrational fear that one's laptop computer may explode.

Q: Why hasn't Rebecca done her work?

A: Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia.

by Ryno! April 19, 2009

OrdinaryHero

The Internets Favorite Gay man! Apparently from Canada but can be found all over the world. He's Hot! If you spot him, stand back, he can kill you with two faps of a Gay man's hand!

To Be Ordinaryhero is to be Gay!

by OrdinaryHero August 16, 2011

Coaster Ordinance

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

by isahackjob February 2, 2009

Olding

A smelly wet fart that you have to check your pants for.

Oh shit i just olding'd myself.
Hows mum gunna get this olding out of my pants.

by Oh Hallo Roy! May 3, 2009

olding

Starting to show minor signs of aging. Like someone who isn't bald might be balding, someone who isn't yet old may be olding.

"Jim yelled at some kids who were playing on his driveway."
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"

by satori87 May 14, 2009

Ordinary Everyday Normal Guy

The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.

Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!

American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.

by ruk182 February 10, 2010

ordinary human patterns

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.

She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.

by Krkič November 7, 2020