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opportunity cost

Another way for an economist to say you aren't thinking enough about screwing everybody else over to make more cash.
Sasuke had a net economic loss, considering his opportunity cost of not god-modding himself by the method of ripping out his brother's eyeballs, drilling a hole in his skull so that he could rip out Kakashi's eye too, and challenging the entire Akatsuki organization to a royal rumble melee so that he could proceed to absorb all the tailed beasts and rule the planet. Possibly absorbing the planet too. All before he enrolls at the Ninja Academy.
by Ironchew June 13, 2008
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Oppertunity Whore

Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.
Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!
by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010
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equal opportunity fag drag

A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy November 18, 2007
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Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.
Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.
by JohnnyFleekins September 23, 2005
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opportunity

I had the opportunity to bang Kim Kardashian but she already made one sex tape.
by GOD of DOGS November 13, 2017
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Golden Opportunity in Buffalo

Friend - you gonna Golden opportunity in Buffalo tonight?
Chris - probably not =\
by GoNoles1-11 September 4, 2019
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Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
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