open tom

When u don’t know the words to 8 mile rap battle

NICK: my boy future is an open tom

by B NEGRO May 11, 2019

bust it open

A phrase used to describe when a woman spreads her legs open wide to fuck

I spent alot of money on this date, this bitch better bust it open tonight!

by G-Rankins December 28, 2007

Kmart is Open

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.

"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."

by STV2119012 May 19, 2009

Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 17, 2008

open goal

When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.

"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"

by soup-man October 5, 2017

Brazilian opener

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.

Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?

by Smackdatfatass May 15, 2016

opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019