You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021

Let me piss on the floor

When you have a cell mate and want them to leave the cell for some privacy.

Hey man you been in the cell by yourself all day, let me piss on the floor.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

On the piss

Another common technical term used in engineering to describe components or entire assemblies that are neither level or straight.

'See that, the lifting eye is on the piss'

by Waveforms February 22, 2018

Piss on your leg

When a man you may or may not have had a relationship with does his very best to mark you as his own with obvious gestures so another man knows you are "taken". Derived from the action of dogs pissing on hydrants, trees, appendages etc. to mark their territory and to signal to other dogs that "this territory is taken".

"Damn, Carrie, that Last Resort left a big ole' hickey on my neck and now I can't try to bang that hottie I was talking to last week!"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"

"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"

by No Way, Jose! September 4, 2008

piss on

When a male wakes up in the middle of the night having to piss so bad that it looks like a boner. Sometimes it is rather difficult to actually piss with a piss on, but it is extremely effective for holding a nut.

Damn, I woke up last night with the biggest piss on. Then, I screwed my girl for an hour without busting my nut.

by Micah A. May 3, 2008

bring on the piss

To start a fight or brawl.

Brad wishes someone would bring on the piss

by pr0blem April 25, 2006

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013