sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

Otley

Otley is a town in West Yorkshire. England. It is a decent, picturesque and historically interesting place. Regrettably, as is evidenced by the other "definitions" of Otley in this supposed dictionary, the town is home to some disgruntled fascist types who write deeply offensive claptrap about the town where they live. With the rhetoric of Adolf Hitler, one idiot states his/her hatred of "Tossers" "Half Breeds", "Spastics" and people with mental illnesses. Others have wasted their abilities to "string words together" on insulting and rejecting the people around whom they have grown up. One can only presume that the (wonderful) lack of Top Shop, Dorothy Perkins & McDonalds means that they spend their sad days wishing that they lived in Leeds. Happily, it would appear that they do exactly that, and that the X84 bus takes them all away from our nice town so they can go and be racist and abusive to someone else on a Saturday afternoon. When these people grow up and realise that they could have used the internet to actually accomplish something instead of just upsetting people, they might regret their words.

A grand day out by the river in Otley, a place where you can drive to Scotland without going through any more traffic lights.

by Andy A Real Person July 27, 2012

Osley

A name commonly mispronounced, sounds like "Oh-zlee." Defines a group of party-hard norwegians that immigrated from Trondheim, Norway. Favorite foods include Lefsa, Ludafisk and cheese dip. Weaknesses include brewery tours and vodka.
Often speak loudly and appear to be snobbish and unapproachable.

"Look at that group of Osleys over there! They sure know how to have fun!"

by skylartryp April 8, 2009

Olney MD

Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world

*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"

by Hiorhey August 14, 2014

Olly

a massive vector looking sexy boy who is the most fucking sexy kid you will ever meet
15 years old and likes to bang chicks named cerys and james Charles
has the longest dick you ever saw

cerys: have you seen olly over there he's so fucking fit
me: that's vector

by vector lover December 14, 2020

Olly

A backstabbing Cunt.

Fuck you, Olly.

by Tali9 May 15, 2016

Ogleys

Dark, wrap-around sun glasses useful for allowing a man (or appreciative woman) to ogle hot chicks in the vicinity, without having to overtly turn one's face in the direction of the hot chick.

Thank goodness I remembered my Ogleys. There are a lot of hot chicks around here, and I don't want to get caught ogling.

by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010