sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

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Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

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The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.

"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."

by madcow117 March 7, 2021

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Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

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