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Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.
Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD
by lanman1219 December 4, 2010
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obsessively shadowing

Obsessive attention towards someone you're infatuated with in a controlled environment where both parties regularly see one another at a certain time. These feelings are usually one sided, and usually only felt by the person doing the shadowing.
Ex. Boy: Dude, there's that stalker chick coming our way again.

Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.

*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*

Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.

Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.

Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.
by SicilianVillainess June 19, 2014
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Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.
by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015
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Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.
Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.
by kmac2017 April 1, 2015
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Obsessive Hippie Disorder

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant
See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder
by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011
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Obsessive

omg bro Maria Babbie is sooooo obsessive shes always double texting and playing the bro’s
by BIGDICKBILL69 April 6, 2020
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Anal Obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.
Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.
by Oliviamck September 6, 2007
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