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self-obsessed

adj. The act of being constantly preoccupied with the thought of yourself and everything in this world that involves you or should involve you. A self-obsessed individual is someone who just can't help thinking and talking about themselves.
"It's not your wedding, so nobody will notice your unflattering ass...quit being so self-obsessed!"
by Rawpinions January 8, 2008
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obert

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.
For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.
by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004
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Obsessive David Disorder

Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:

*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.

See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).

One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.

There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.

NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
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Obsessed

When one only cares about doing a certain thing and can only think about that thing.
Man, Keilie and Jessica are too obsessed with One Tree Hill!
by Keikat July 19, 2013
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Proximity Obsession

Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.
1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.
by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006
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observist

A person who holds the belief or the doctrine of observing while retaining their distance from the observation.
An observist holds up the empty glass and does not see it as lacking or as promising but as a lens through which to view the room.
by Deborah Lehman April 11, 2008
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observer

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker
marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all
by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018
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