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Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to
CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

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by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Objectified

A. A beastly person or thing.

B. The best at one, or various things.

C. One that is unstoppable.

D. Also a Professional Gamer
- Xbox Live
"Objectified is not stoppable"

"Omg, Objectified owned me again!"

"I want Objectified on my team."
by DrewB3 January 30, 2009
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Sexual Objectification

A term used to control (through policing, via shaming) men's expressions of sexual desire. There is a stated justification ("you are treating this person solely as a sexual object") that can be embellished ("you think this person is only meant for your pleasure") neither of which need to be true, and that requires no substantiation, for the shaming to be applied -- the only true requirement is a man's expression of sexual desire.
♂: "OK, -- but just to be clear -- I do desire to have a sexual relationship with you."
♀: "Ugh! That's sexual objectification! I hate it when men sexually objectify me!!"
by Lion1977 November 20, 2022
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A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.
Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?

Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"

"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."
by mumbotombo March 14, 2013
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objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."
by Ravio October 4, 2016
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objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.
hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!
by techfury90 January 10, 2005
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Objectively Wrong

Fucking a retard instead of someone else is an objectively wrong thing to do. It touches little girls, can't do anything for itself, hits women, cries like a bitch, is filthy and retarded, and got molested. Pitiful. Everything about it's existence is pitiful and you went and fucked it. And the claimed that it wasn't out of pity that you brought the employees of a business to a workplace, scheduled them for a shift, and let them fuck the retard. This is a lie. You felt bad for the molested, sexually confused retard cry baby so you brought employees from the business you work at to come fuck it. You scheduled them for a literal retard dick appointment and thought no one would be able to do anything about or would be willing to do something about it. Wrong! Wrong, idiot! There are a lot of thing I can do. Some of them horrific. And would I want to do any of these things? Why would I not? If a group of men did what you were doing there wouldn't be an excuse good enough to justify it. You feel entitled to getting away with something objectively wrong because you have a vagina between your legs. No.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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