nutsackface

A person who is so ugly and wrinkly they can best be described as nutsackface

Bobs new girlfriend is definately a nutsackface.

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

nutsack slap

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

Sweaty Nutsack

A fine example of a superior forummer

Often regarded as the greatest forummer to grace teh internetz and master vBookie

The founding father of Preggers or Cheggers

Oh man did you see the lulz Sweaty Nutsack posted today, his vBookie threads are ACE

by Mr Nutsack May 26, 2009

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

Nutcracker

an excellent ballet by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The music is set to the story by E.T.A. Hoffmann. The ballet was composed in 1892, as his Op. 71. The Nutcracker is his shortest ballet, much shorter compared to Swan Lake. The ballet contains two acts and is most famous for Scene 12, the Divertissement, which contained most of the pieces in the Nutcracker Suite which became more popular than the ballet itself.

The Nutcracker is probably the best ballet ever written and is performed annually by many communities.

by Exhoc April 10, 2006

pearl nutcracker

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

by Skoldzer April 6, 2009

nutsack lickers

A group of incredibly gay people, such as the New York Yankees or New England Patriots.

The Patriots are having a pretty sick season.

Yea they're still a bunch of nutsack lickers.

by Colin G. November 18, 2007