nuclear carl

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

by spkinigiff July 24, 2007

Nushe

A type of person who dresses like a hobo, or perhaps is one. And is very loud and annoying. When you confront them about their problem they talk real fast with a smartass attitude and dont seem to shut the fuck up.

Nushe: "WHAT!?!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!?" (keeps talking about the topic like a smartass

by The Big Byrd November 25, 2010

Nuclear Power Bottom

The penultimate power bottom: hold on to your hats and seek the nearest fallout shelter.

After having anal intercourse for twelve hours, taking twenty two loads, and gone through three family-sized bottles of personal lubricant Richard was labeled a dirty-cumhungry-sloppy-gapingholed-depository. He replied grinning, "I take umbrage at that statement, I prefer 'Nuclear Power Bottom!'"

by RichardJMV January 8, 2014

nacho nucleus

A nacho chip that holds the whole plate of chips together by interconnecting melted cheese... The nacho neclues is often found in the middle of the plate and when removed lifts every other chip up with it...

Mate.... I can't belive you just tried to pick up the nacho nucleus!

by Millwall George February 29, 2008

Margot & The Nuclear So and So's

A fantastic indie folk chamber pop group from Indianapolis, Indiana.

Indie folk enthusiast: Have you heard this fantastic indie folk chamber pop group, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's?

Prep kid: I like Eminem and Lady Gaga.

by the dark llama September 20, 2010

nuclear weapon

There are two versions of nuclear weapons. First, is a fission bomb, which works by blowing apart atoms, and the resulting energy is released. The second is a fusion bomb, which is the opposite of the first, where atoms are smashed together so tightly that energy is released.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs. Tests done at Bikini Atolls were fusion bombs.

by Bitchslap September 8, 2003

Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.

Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016