lumberjack challenge

Going 40 days during lent without masturbating.

Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?

Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.

Person 1: Wtf is that?

Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.

Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.

by jigabojones March 19, 2014

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

Broke-back Lumberjack

The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.

Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.

by Pudd_N December 26, 2020

Lumberjack

A sexual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy breasts. The woman lays on her back, while each man slides his penis under a breast from each side. To avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like 2 lumberjacks sawing down a tree.

May also be referred to as a "See-saw"

Man 1: "I'd fuck that fatty *under* her floppy tits."
Man 2: "Me too - let's lumberjack her!"

by sureshot007 October 17, 2011