Notion Sickness

The feeling you receive when an idea is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Man, hearing that they're making another Smurfs movie gives me notion sickness.

by Grefaldo Swanson October 22, 2012

Novice

the new noob

O'Nell- oh look at that noob
Ej- wha?

O'Nell - oh srry, i mean that novice

by aznGhostfire March 11, 2011

Novi

A small city in Michigan. It has the worst motto in the US, possibly the world. It's divided like a generic town with two sides of the tracks. One side has giant houses with trees made of money and the other is like eating out a hobos asshole with syrup, it's not THAT bad. Most minority's live on the east side and not allowed to the west side by city ordinance.

Steve: heres novi's motto "its all about you".
Nick: What the fuck does that mean?

by thatVOkid July 14, 2009

Notional Hand Job

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.

"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."

by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011

Novocative

The opposite of provocative. Without sex appeal. Having nothing to offer. In fact...downright repulsive.

She thinks she is sexy and has sex appeal but in reality everyone knows she is novocative. Its embarassing.

by Mo jo May 9, 2008

She Declared That Same Notion

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009

Nonion

A newspaper headline so outrageous that it should be in The Onion, but isn't.

"The article here says that conspiritard Alex Jones just hired Roseanne Barr to be a reporter. That's a nonion if I ever saw one!"

by InkyA August 17, 2011