Nocturnal Emission

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005

nortena

A HOODRAT,HOODRATS that are up in the northern part of California.and they get fucked by all the famers up in the north.they say and think just because of that they are cholas (gangsters).

Look at that HOODRAT (nortena) in the corners in northern CCalifornia trying to sell her body.

by KILLS August 15, 2006

nortena

A Female Norteno, or Americanized Mexican girl who can barely speak spanish. Although they are suppose to be aligned with male nortenos they mainly have sexual relations with black gangmembers and secretly with surenos,hence the reason norteno gang members are shaving their head bald now.

Guy1:Wtf, is that Nigga's girlfriend a puerto rican?
Guy2: No she's a nortena
Guy1: whats that?
Guy2: A girl who will have sex with you if you flip your hat side wayz nigga.

by NegroClaro July 22, 2007

nocturnal

the act of attaining pleasure through inserting a full fist into ones rectum

Tom claimed he stayed up all night doing his english coursework, but i'm sure he's nocturnal

by adka November 13, 2004

Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.

It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...

by Oh so fine December 2, 2010

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018