Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"
Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"
Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009
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The noise heard during an awkward silence of a Skype session made by a puny little undersized midget baby internet-gnome that seperates the 2 Skyper's connection in LaLa Land playing a 5-note xylophone. Everyone has their own, feel free to name him/her.
Jake-Did you hear that Skype Noise again?
Dusti-You can hear that also, I though I was crazy!
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Dusti-You can hear that also, I though I was crazy!
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by jakeakajts November 5, 2009
Get the Skype Noise mug.Slang term pronounced noy-ted, Most commonly used in the Pittsburgh city area. Meaning, you are very nervous or afraid. Derived from the more common word “Paranoid”.
“You wouldnt believe it bro, 3 cops rolled up on me while I was gettin skeed this morning, they had me dumb noided”
by Finesssin March 31, 2019
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Stylus delivering sound/noise from vinyl-records (turntable-music)
Stylus delivering sound/noise from vinyl-records (turntable-music)
by Tablist December 7, 2004
Get the Noisy Stylus mug.A phrase used specifically to indicate your dismissal of a particular statement, event, or viewpoint.
It is used to categorize something as noise, primarily. As if something is not even valid enough to be considered having a form. In reference to a viewpoint, it would indicate it's validity being on par with random noise.
As anyone would, with some random noise blaring out of a speaker, "fuck that", is expressive of a desire to mute it.
It is used to categorize something as noise, primarily. As if something is not even valid enough to be considered having a form. In reference to a viewpoint, it would indicate it's validity being on par with random noise.
As anyone would, with some random noise blaring out of a speaker, "fuck that", is expressive of a desire to mute it.
Bob is really heated about _______ and _______ at a party. He begins to express his concerns, until someone proclaims "Fuck that noise you are blabbering about" . Laughter follows.
by SeroJ January 19, 2016
Get the fuck that noise mug.(Phrase) A profane way to say "I differ with your idea or plan." Or "That particular suggestion is not to my liking or preference." When using this phrase you are excluding yourself as a participant from whatever it is that is about to go down.
LaQueafa: ....yeah so Devonne had axed me do I wanna let his baby momma sista cousin Tracey use my car.
Leroy: And what did you say?
LaQueafa: I was like,"Fuck all THAT noise...you betta axe somebody!
Joe: So babe, when you gonna let me in through the backdoor??
Rhonda: Fuck all THAT noise!!!!
Leroy: And what did you say?
LaQueafa: I was like,"Fuck all THAT noise...you betta axe somebody!
Joe: So babe, when you gonna let me in through the backdoor??
Rhonda: Fuck all THAT noise!!!!
by rhonda October 2, 2004
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