rhonda's definitions

pubic seafood

A crab louse.
crabs Slang. Infestation by crab lice.

Bobby took Sally downtown for some pubic seafood.
Get your fingers outa the pubic seafood.

by rhonda August 26, 2004

IKED

To cause physical harm and/or bodily injury to your spouse. Otherwise known as spousal abuse. Origin: Ike Turner. To smack your bitch up.

"My bitch didnt wanna fix me sumthin to eat so I iked the shit outa her and sent her stank ass to bed."

by rhonda October 8, 2004

cheertaiter

Someone who trys to control a cheerleader's meeting/discussion

'You are being a cheertaiter, Torence'
(as spoken by Courtney in 'Bring it On'

by Rhonda May 1, 2003

EYAH

An annoying word used to humiliate someone when he or she is observed making an embarrassing mistake. This word must be said loudly with much emphasis in order to exagerate the situation.

Julie: Ah Shit!!! I just spilled Del Scorcho sauce all up on my new Filas! Rhonda: EYAH!!!!

by rhonda September 16, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Where we live in So. Calif the kids trade these jelly bracelets for "favors". That way you can get twenty kisses out of one bracelet. My son finds them in his locker and girls send them in the mail too.

Green=hornry
Yellow=hug
Black=sex
Brown=anal sex
Silver=fingered
Red=lap dance
Blue=oral sex
White=flash tits
Pink=flash privates
Clear=whatever the snapper wants
Orange=kiss
Glow in the dark=use sex toys
Gold glittery=make out
Purple=french kiss

by Rhonda May 26, 2004

superstuds

FDC-like in manner, or trying to be.

by Rhonda January 16, 2003

twick

skinny little girl

What a twick, she must be like a size 0!!

by Rhonda February 2, 2004