secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

chuck some nades

in Halo, the action of throwing multiple grenades in a situation whereas a player would die anyway, usually shouted at either B-Lance's or Uribe's house.

B-Lance: OH SHI- I've been stuck!
Uribe: You know what that means!
Both(in unison): CHUCK SOME NADES!!!!!
Jake John: wtfidiedlol

by Jake John January 20, 2008

Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

NOES

What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE

by Mulciber July 23, 2003

the nods

the nods happen when you are trying to stay awake but your body wants to sleep... characterized by brief naps which end in a matter of seconds when your head nods and your body wakes up realizing that your trying to stay awake... usually repeated many times

jonny had the nods while sitting through his geography class

by jonnyg August 29, 2006

oh noes

When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.

OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!

by elite0r July 31, 2003