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Nonce

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole
by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018
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Nonce

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce
by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019
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Nonce

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.
"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".
by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020
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Nonce

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce
by Salsalmone June 16, 2020
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Nonce

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019
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Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
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Nonce

a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?

person 2: no way!

person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022
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