No Jersey

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman while not wearing a condom/rubber/jimmy hat etc.

"So I slanged Easy Erin again last night busting No Jersey"

by The Pornshyster Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006

kage bunshin no jutsu

Kage bunshin no jutsu is a shadow replication technique from the anime series Naruto. "Shadow" has little to do with shadows themselves, but rather refer to a type of jutsus known as shadow jutsus, or kage jutsus if you will. Whereas a normal replication technique would create a near perfect copy of the one performing the teqhnique, the shadow replication is far superior in that it can create a vast number of replications while not using proportionally more chakra.

kage bunshin no jutsu is naruto's worst -and- best fighting move. He always hated the replication techniques at school because he was so bad at them, but then again kage bunshin no jutsu is so powerful that it enables him to easily create a horde of replications rather easily.

by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004

It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".

"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."

by slodrive August 26, 2011

No Jorris

a remark made after an attempt to do something resulted in failure.

Joe: *dies in Fortnite*
Jack: you nearly killed them! But No Jorris I guess!

by coolgamerjoe June 29, 2021

Ain't no joke

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

by As it was written August 23, 2020

No Judge

Phrase used after someone unintentionally says something that sounds judgmental or condemnatory.

I can't believe you have Sponge-Bob underpants. No judge.

by BigTestedCoals March 8, 2010

Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu

An A-Class Jutsu used by the Uchiha clan in the hit anime/manga series, Naruto. Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (translated to Grand Fireball technique) was mastered at the age of 7 by the Sharingan user Uchiha Sasuke. Also, it's currently being used by the Akatsuki member, Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi: "Katon Goukakyuu No Jutsu!"

by Wesley Fisher July 10, 2007