saucer nipples

huge nipples, as big as a saucer

Havana Ginger has huge saucer nipples.

by iloveassassins October 27, 2008

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

sandollar nipples

extremly large nipples which cover almost the entire boob, that seems to resemble a sandollar.

Woah that chick has sandollar nipples!

by jaqi January 27, 2006

so's your nipples

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.

Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)

by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010

firm nipples

Hard nipples that feel good when you stroke them.

Damn, bitch! I love stroking your firm nipples. They feel so good.

by J Mit April 20, 2005

braille nipples

The presence of small bumps around the permiter of the arrealar region of the breast.

It affords the opportunity for blind men to experience the wonder that is the arreola.

Stevie Wonder was thankful for the existence of braille nipples so that he may fully appreciate the female physique.

by The President and Co. July 18, 2006

National Geographic nipples

N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.

Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.

by M. Boogie September 9, 2006