Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
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Newmarking refers to the act of attending social gatherings, parties, or family functions and convincing oneself that it is acceptable to operate a vehicle and drive home despite consuming alcoholic beverages. The term is derived from the concept of rationalizing or justifying the decision to drive after drinking, often associated with the well-known figure Pinot Paul Pelosi, who symbolizes a person who tends to downplay the risks of driving under the influence.
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Pinot Paul Pelosi:
Pinot Paul Pelosi is a symbolic term representing an individual who downplays the risks of driving under the influence, particularly associated with the consumption of Pinot Noir wine. It reflects an irresponsible or dangerous attitude towards driving after consuming alcohol.
Rationalize Ride:
Rationalize Ride refers to the process of justifying or rationalizing the decision to drive after drinking, often fueled by overconfidence or denial of the potential dangers involved.
Inebriated Ignition:
Inebriated Ignition describes the dangerous act of starting a vehicle's ignition while under the influence of alcohol, risking the safety of oneself and others on the road.
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Pinot Paul Pelosi:
Pinot Paul Pelosi is a symbolic term representing an individual who downplays the risks of driving under the influence, particularly associated with the consumption of Pinot Noir wine. It reflects an irresponsible or dangerous attitude towards driving after consuming alcohol.
Rationalize Ride:
Rationalize Ride refers to the process of justifying or rationalizing the decision to drive after drinking, often fueled by overconfidence or denial of the potential dangers involved.
Inebriated Ignition:
Inebriated Ignition describes the dangerous act of starting a vehicle's ignition while under the influence of alcohol, risking the safety of oneself and others on the road.
"After several glasses of wine at the dinner party, John found himself newmarking and attempting to drive home, convinced he was perfectly fine behind the wheel."
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Get the NewYarkers mug.(n) small bohemian town in New Hampshire, home to many students at the University of New Hampshire. Often called "new-mar-KET", in a mock French Canadian accent.
by KazamaSmokers April 8, 2005
Get the newmarket mug.A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.
Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister
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