adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value
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People who do things like sue normal everyday people for downloading mp3s, or spy on everything you do on the net. Basically tight-asses who think the net should be policed like the real world.
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Get the Net nazi mug.The period of time spent lackadaisically surfing the internet while trying to put off work. Can last multiple hours, and usually consists of random youtube videos, checking facebook, and other sites you periodically visit, filled with brief periods where you seriously question your ability to concentrate on a simple assignment without wasting a whole night.
John: Dude, have you finished the questions for chapter 5 yet?
Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
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Get the Net Cycle mug.In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
Get the Net Blindness mug.Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.
.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.
His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.
If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz
Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.
His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.
If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz
Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
by dancob October 31, 2013
Get the .Net Baz mug.Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.
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