Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017

Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.

Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night

by BonjourPappi June 11, 2018

Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.

Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.

by Fuzzyrobrub April 5, 2019

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

by assfucker420 February 22, 2020

Newspresophobia

Being afraid of watching the TV news presenter.

I turned on my TV and saw the news presenter and I got scared. I think I have newspresophobia.

by Borș April 27, 2020

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

espressoulster

The most amazing cafe . Serving you happiness and health everyday. Giving discounts and offers becuase you are very special to them. Giving you a cozy space to relax and enjoy your own vibe.

The total soulmate material.

In the world full of hustle, find a espressoulster for yourself.

by Espressoulster November 24, 2021