Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

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Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020

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Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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blue neptune

A kind of crystal methamphetamine popular in Malden, Mass.

Hook me up with some blue Neptune?

That will set you back $20.

by Callmemabye2234 July 25, 2014

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Neptunic

Neptunic is non-man loving non-man

Lesbian is also non-man loving non-man
So what's the difference?
Neptunic people likes non-man with a feminist ''style'' (also known as non-masculine)
Lesbian people likes non-man but they dont care if they have a feminist or masculine ''style''

1: I'm Neptunic!
2: isn't that the same as lesbian?
1: no neptunic only likes feminist style, while lesbians dont care
2: ohhh, guess im neptunic too!
3: Me too!

by TrypoXVenus March 2, 2022

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