Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

by AuroV February 10, 2018

NEPTUNEM8

A word to describe a cutie, someone who is a 4 course meal, or all in general the best

Dude that guy is so NEPTUNEM8 I use his code in the item shop.

by Wet Mop June 25, 2019

neptube hasslehog

An autistic drafting teacher

Neptube hasslehog is autistic

by Riverrat 83 September 20, 2019

neptune_the._.dino00

A lesbian ass furry with no life and down bad for some lesbian she met online

Boy1: hey have you heard of neptune_the._.dino00?

Boy2: oh that gay furry?
Boy 1: yea! Let’s have sex
Boy2: okay

by Gæhœ July 4, 2021

neptuneisswag

the best person on tiktok

neptuneisswag is my favorite person

by riololzz July 20, 2021

neptuneiscommon

literally childhood friend also why oggy looks mad

neptuneiscommon got called racist because shes friend with a jschlatt fan

by catenjoyer September 11, 2021

Neptunid

A child of The Greek Sea God, Poseidon (Roman: Neptune. Another word for neptunid: poseidid. They also include Poseidon's sea nymph offspring).

'A neptunid is one of Poseidon's countless children (many of which are unknown) and they aren't to be confused with the nereids, which are the children of Nereus.'

(Please read my definition of a nereid).

by anonymous July 13, 2022