Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 7, 2011

Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

by SHORTCAKE :) February 1, 2019

Bone Numbers

A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.

"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"

by Martin Paul-Jean April 15, 2009

magic numbers

the 6 numbers used to find a specific doujinshi on nhentai.net

often used to discretely ask for sauce

(OP:) posts image
(Viewer:) Magic numbers?
(Stranger:) 215137

by Groobley June 28, 2019

number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

by x January 31, 2003

Number 1

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

by Jazpur October 29, 2011