Neeks

Neeks is the slightly more ghetto version of the boys name Nico, which means " Victory of the people "

Safe Neeks whats goin on?

by MrNEO May 18, 2011

Icy Neeks

Bunch of toxic cunts with the sole purpose of re-homing the fatherless and the pursuit of Ben's dad. Home to Roman, God of piano somewhat ok at heist; Samit the gayest fish you'll ever see who wanks off to amber; sheep, God bull and Carl and a ass horny child; Syn kinda the goat ngl nothing bad about him; Eth, God emz gassing like its 1935 6ft deity; Enderblade God lou never fails to rub his snowballs on ur breasts.

Honourable mentions: Ben, God colt and fatherless. Abirul, God of weed and alcohol.

Look at them icy neeks don't wanna mess with them they are weird af

by The Synonymous May 30, 2022

top neek

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.

Nick is top neek in your class

by inkblot April 25, 2005

Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020

you-neek

When a parent claims they gave their child a unique name when really they are just illiterate assholes who decided to misspelling their child's name to satisfy their own ego.

"I named her Ahlyzabeigth, it's so unique(you-neek)!"

by name nerd June 23, 2014

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek

by The master cock November 24, 2021